Suster Keong Racun
Seorang baby sitter baru sedang merayu anak majikan nya agar mau tidur siang,Baby sitter: "Bobo yuuuk de..."
Si anak menjawab : "Dasar keong racun, baru kenal sudah ngajak tidur..."
Kewan Opo
Paijo karo Tukinem bede-bedean,
Paijo : "Nem, kewan opo sing endase koyo ulo, sikile koyo sikile gajah, awake koyo awae ayam tangane koyo tangane bajul?"
Tukinem : "Kewan opo yo.....kewan ...gak eroh wis nyerah..."
Paijo : "Yo gak ono kewan koyo ngono iku nem, ngono kok dipikirno"
Tukinem : "Wah, raimu cak...cak"
Paijo : "Nem, kewan opo sing endase koyo ulo, sikile koyo sikile gajah, awake koyo awae ayam tangane koyo tangane bajul?"
Tukinem : "Kewan opo yo.....kewan ...gak eroh wis nyerah..."
Paijo : "Yo gak ono kewan koyo ngono iku nem, ngono kok dipikirno"
Tukinem : "Wah, raimu cak...cak"
